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PHP Security Auditing and Vulnerability Scanning: Identifying and mitigating security risks in PHP applications using various tools.

PHP Security Auditing and Vulnerability Scanning: A Hilariously Serious Guide to Keeping Your Code from Exploding 💥 Alright class, settle down! Today we're diving into the wonderful (and sometimes terrifying)…

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PHP Performance Profiling with Xdebug and Blackfire.io: Identifying performance bottlenecks and optimizing PHP code execution.

PHP Performance Profiling: Unleashing the Speed Demon Within 🚀 (With Xdebug & Blackfire.io) Alright, class! Settle down, settle down! Today, we're diving into the exhilarating, sometimes frustrating, but always rewarding…

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PHP Continuous Integration with Jenkins/GitLab CI: Automating the build, test, and deployment process for PHP projects.

PHP Continuous Integration with Jenkins/GitLab CI: Automating the Build, Test, and Deployment Circus 🎪 (Lecture Series: Stop Deploying Like It's 1999) Alright, class! Settle down, settle down! Today, we're diving…

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PHP Code Standards and Best Practices: Following PSR standards, writing clean code, and adhering to best practices for professional PHP development.

PHP Code Standards and Best Practices: From Spaghetti to Michelin Star 🍝🌟 (Lecture Hall doors swing open with a flourish. A lone figure, Professor PHP, strides to the podium, adjusting…

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PHP Code Refactoring Techniques: Improving the design, readability, and maintainability of existing PHP code.

PHP Code Refactoring: From Spaghetti to Lasagna (and Back Again Sometimes) 🍝➡️ 🫕 Alright, class! Settle down, settle down! Today, we're diving headfirst into the murky waters of... refactoring. Yes,…

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PHP Understanding Design Patterns in Practice: Applying Creational, Structural, and Behavioral Design Patterns in real-world PHP scenarios.

PHP: Understanding Design Patterns in Practice - From Confused Kitten to Crafty Coder 😼 Alright, buckle up, buttercups! We're diving headfirst into the wonderfully weird world of Design Patterns. Forget…

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PHP Template Engine (DIY): Creating a simple template engine to separate presentation logic from PHP code.

PHP Template Engine (DIY): Creating a Simple Template Engine – A Lecture in Separating Brains and Beauty Alright, settle down, you magnificent code-slingers! 🧙‍♂️🧙‍♀️ Welcome to Template Engine 101: the…

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PHP Event Dispatcher (DIY): Implementing a basic event dispatcher system for decoupling components in PHP.

PHP Event Dispatcher (DIY): The Art of Whispering Secrets Between Components (Lecture Hall lights dim, dramatic music fades in, then cuts abruptly. A figure in a slightly-too-tight t-shirt emblazoned with…

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PHP Dependency Injection Container (DIY): Understanding the principles and building a simple dependency injection container in PHP.

PHP Dependency Injection Container (DIY): From Spaghetti Code to Sophisticated Symphony 🎼 Welcome, dear PHP adventurers! Today, we embark on a quest, a journey to tame the wild beast of…

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PHP REST Client Libraries: Using libraries like Guzzle to simplify making HTTP requests to RESTful APIs in PHP.

PHP REST Client Libraries: Taming the Wild West of APIs with Guzzle (and Friends!) 🤠 Alright, buckle up, buttercups! We're diving headfirst into the thrilling, sometimes terrifying, world of RESTful…

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