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PHP Message Queues (RabbitMQ, Kafka): Implementing asynchronous communication between PHP applications using message queues.

PHP Message Queues: Taming the Asynchronous Beast 🦁 Alright, buckle up, PHP Jedis! Today, we're diving headfirst into the wild and wonderful world of message queues. Forget those slow, synchronous…

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PHP Working with NoSQL Databases (MongoDB, Redis): Interacting with NoSQL databases using PHP libraries.

PHP and the NoSQL Wild West: Wrangling MongoDB and Redis Like a Boss 🤠 Alright folks, gather 'round! Today, we're ditching the rigid, structured world of relational databases and venturing…

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PHP Exploring PHP 8 New Features: JIT Compiler, Match Expression, Named Arguments, Attributes, and more in PHP.

PHP 8: Faster Than a Speeding Taco, More Expressive Than a Shakespearean Parrot! 🦜🌮🚀 Alright, folks, settle in, grab your virtual coffee (or tequila, no judgment here), and let's dive…

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PHP Understanding HTTP/2: Benefits and implementation considerations for improving web application performance with HTTP/2 in PHP.

PHP & HTTP/2: Turbocharging Your Web Apps (Without Breaking a Sweat... Much!) 🚀 Alright everyone, settle in! Today's lecture is about HTTP/2, and how you, my magnificent PHP developers, can…

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PHP GraphQL Implementation with libraries like webonyx/graphql-php: Building efficient and flexible APIs using GraphQL in PHP.

PHP GraphQL Implementation with Libraries Like webonyx/graphql-php: Building Efficient and Flexible APIs Using GraphQL in PHP (Professor Whiskers, a portly gentleman with a penchant for bow ties and a comically…

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PHP Serverless Computing with AWS Lambda or similar: Deploying and running PHP code without managing servers.

PHP Serverless Computing with AWS Lambda (or Similar): From Spaghetti Code to Scalable Nirvana (Lecture - Buckle Up, Buttercups!) Alright, class! Settle down, settle down. Today we're diving into a…

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PHP Asynchronous Programming with ReactPHP or Swoole: Building non-blocking, event-driven applications in PHP.

PHP Asynchronous Programming: Escaping the Block Party with ReactPHP and Swoole 🚀 Alright, class, settle down! Today, we're diving into the wild, wonderful world of asynchronous PHP. Forget everything you…

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PHP Working with WebSockets: Implementing real-time communication in PHP applications using libraries like Ratchet or Swoole.

PHP & WebSockets: Let's Get Real (Time)! 🚀 Alright class, settle down! Today, we're diving headfirst into the exciting (and sometimes slightly terrifying) world of WebSockets in PHP. Forget polling…

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PHP Security Auditing and Vulnerability Scanning: Identifying and mitigating security risks in PHP applications using various tools.

PHP Security Auditing and Vulnerability Scanning: A Hilarious (Yet Deadly Serious) Guide to Not Getting Pwned (Professor Exploit McHackerson, PhD, (Probably) - Striving to Keep Your PHP Code Less Like…

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PHP Performance Profiling with Xdebug and Blackfire.io: Identifying performance bottlenecks and optimizing PHP code execution.

PHP Performance Profiling: Unleash the Beast Within (with Xdebug & Blackfire.io) Alright everyone, settle down, settle down! Class is in session! Today we're diving into the murky, fascinating, and sometimes…

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